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Now, erotic-massage ain’t just a quick fumble, nah. It’s art—proper high-level synergy! Little fact for ya: back in ancient Rome, them posh senators got oiled up before debates—kept ‘em loose, sharp, ready to shaft the opposition. True story! Makes me happy thinkin’ how we’re still at it—history’s sexy, innit? But what pisses me off? Them cheap parlours—dodgy neon signs, “massage” in quotes like it’s a bloody code word. Mate, I want the real deal, not some half-arsed pat-down!

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Two taken to hospital after car and motorcycle collide near Woodlands Checkpoint