Brooklyn Kampong Pasir Ris Whore ❤️❤️

About Pasir Ris

Back in Queens, there was this chick, Loretta, total whore vibes, slept with half the block, swear ta God! Wore these tight leopard skirts, smelled like cheap perfume and desperation – ugh, made me gag! But – get this – she once saved a stray cat, fed it tuna from her own plate. Surprised the hell outta me! I was like, “Huh, maybe she ain’t all bad?” Kinda like Eli, ya know, killin’ folks but lovin Oskar somethin fierce. Whores got layers, babe, layers like my ma’s lasagna!

Pasir Ris: Written in the Sand

Hit up this hawker center on Pasir Ris Central. You know, the one with the best Nasi Lemak? Yeah, that one. But guess what? They ran outta rice! Like, how do you run outta rice in Singapore? I was fuming, man. I mean, c’mon! So I settled for some roti prata instead. Not the same vibe, but whatever.

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