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So, prostitutes – gritty, real, been around foreva. I mean, back in Victorian times, they’d hide lil coded ads in newspapers – “lady seeks genrous friend,” sneaky stuff! Makes me giggle, like, who’s foolin who? Hmm… gets me wonderin, how’d they deal with creeps back then? Prolly same as now – a sharp heel to the toes!

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So you want to book a sex worker? There are so many reasons why someone might want to hire a sex worker. Obviously, for the most part, the reason is: S-E-X. But clearly there’s a lot more .

But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, monsoon level. I’m soaked in seconds. I’m laughing, but also cursing the weather gods. “Why today?!” I shout. People are looking at me like I’m nuts. Whatever.

Highlights: Night Procession of the Earth God (夜弄土地公)