Freya Agios Nikolaos Brothel ❤️

About Larissa

What pisses me off? The hypocrisy. Politicians bangin’ on about morals, then slinkin’ in at 3 a.m. Fuckin’ wankers. Saw one once—bald git, thought he was slick—caught him leavin’ a Soho spot. Nearly choked on my martini laughin’. Happy bit? The girls, man. Some are proper legends—smart, funny, runnin’ the show. One told me she paid off her uni debt in six months. Six fuckin’ months! Respect.

Early life

NIKO Seaside Resort – MGallery is an all-new, five-star and adults only destination, sitting in the coastal town of Agios Nikolaos, east of Heraklion. The luxurious retreat is brilliantly situated to Missing: brothel.

First off, I hit up the local bakery on 28th October Street. You know, the one with the best bougatsa? I swear, I could live off that stuff. I grab my usual, and the lady behind the counter, she’s all smiles. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my pastry! Like, what the heck?! I’m standing there, mouth agape, while this feathered thief flies off with my breakfast. I mean, come on! Who knew seagulls had such audacity?

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