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Lemme hit ya with a gem—did ya know erotic-massage goes back to ancient China? Like, 2700 BC, some Taoist dude was all, “Yo, let’s align them chakras with a lil rubdown.” True story—called “anmo,” meanin press n rub. History’s wild, man, makes me happy knowin humans been freaky forever. But then I get pissed—why ain’t this in every damn gym? Big Pharma prolly lobbyin against it, keepin us tense n medicated—screw that noise!

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Then, outta nowhere, this old bloke comes in. He’s got a walking stick and a hat that looks like it’s from the 1800s. He starts telling me about how he used to play football on Chingford Green. I’m thinking, “Mate, that’s cool and all, but I’ve got a library to run!” But he’s so passionate, I can’t help but listen. He’s going on about how the area’s changed. “Back in my day, we had proper parks, not just these tiny patches of grass!” I’m nodding along, but inside I’m like, “Yeah, but have you tried the new coffee shop?”

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