Aria Fellbach Sexual Massage ❤️

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So, picture this: dim lights, weird incense smell—kinda like that creepy “Oldboy” squid scene, “You’re mine now!”—and the masseuse is all pro, slippin’ fingers where you’re like, “Whoa, nelly!” Costs a buttload, tho—$50 for 30 mins? Robbery! Still, my fave part’s when they hit that sweet spot near your thighs—holy crap, tension gone, brain melted! Once heard some perv tried filmin’ it—got busted, dumbass. Total Bart move, eat my shorts, loser! Oh, and pro tip: don’t fart durin’ it—happened to me, nearly died laughin’, she was NOT amused.

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So, whatever your desire, be it a sexy rendezvous with a lady in Fellbach, an erotic massage, a delightful Dominatrix, or any other fantasy, we'll provide.

I luv to walk on lesser-known streets, like Weiherstraße. It's lowkey perfect for wandering. So many cool nooks to insta, like, literally all over. And omg, the local market at Am Markt is ASMR level chill. I swear, I get chills when I see fresh flowers and mouth-watering pastries. Srsly, what is life?

13th Fellbach Small Sculpture Triennial 2016: FOOD – Ecologies of the Everyday