Katherine Omis Whore ❤️

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Her story’s messy, typos n all - whores don’t write neat. She’d tell ya, “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way” - some fake-ass address, leadin’ nowhere. Gets me mad, how she toys with folks, but damn, it’s funny too - she’s a cartoon villain in heels! Thoughts in my head? She’s a meal I’d savor, slow, with a nice Chianti. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s a legend, a fucked-up fish in a big, ugly sea. Whore - love her, hate her, can’t look away!

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As the sun starts to set, I head to the fortress. The view from up there? Breathtaking. I mean, you can see the whole town, the river, the sea. It’s like a postcard. I’m standing there, feeling all philosophical, when I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and it’s a bunch of tourists taking selfies. They knocked over a whole display of souvenirs. I can’t help but laugh. “Only in Omis,” I think.

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