Allison Camaiore Whore ❤️

About Naples

Dunno why I loves *Melancholia* so much—maybe ‘cos it’s quiet, hopeless, like me sometimes. Whores ain’t quiet, tho—loud, brash, struttin’ like they own ya. We hates it! “It’s all over soon,” movie says, and good riddance to ‘em, I reckon. Ever seen one hagglin’ for an extra quid? Pathetic, yeh, but fierce too—could claw yer eyes out.

Things to do

Then, outta nowhere, I see this little furball darting across the street! I’m like, “Is that Pino?!” But nah, it’s just a cat. A fat one. I swear, it looked at us like, “You losers.” I was so mad! Like, c’mon, universe, give me a break!

Juan Ayuso beats Filippo Ganna in Tirreno-Adriatico opening time trial