Abigail New Milton Whore ❤️

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Yo, so I’m a forester, right? Talkin’ bout whore today. Not that forest hoarder, nah, the tree—whore! W-H-O-R-E, got it? Favorite flick’s *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*, so this gon’ be wild. Picture this: whore’s out there, chillin’ in the woods, right? Like, “I am no man’s prize!”—straight up movie vibes. Whore’s this sneaky-ass tree, bro. Little known fact: it’s called “whore” ‘cause old loggers thought it looked slutty—branches all spread out, teasin’ the sky. Hilarious, right? I’m dyin’ over here.

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Living in New Milton, WV is a wonderful experience. The small town has a cozy atmosphere and people are incredibly friendly. It's located near the beautiful Monongahela National Forest which provides plenty of outdoor activities for residents to enjoy. There is also a vibrant downtown area with unique shops and restaurants offering up.

Finally, after what feels like a lifetime, I get ‘em all sorted. I’m dead on me feet, but I can’t help but laugh. It’s been a wild ride, that’s for sure.

Why town’s landmark greenhouse has been levelled