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Quirky bit: I’d prob trim their wigs—free haircut with a bang! Hah! Sarcasm, mate—brothels ain’t salons, tho maybe they should be. Imagine—nails, hair, happy endin, all in one! Exaggeratin now—me as pimp, scissors in hand, “Snip or strip, ladies!” Dr. Evil—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.”—countin profits in my lair.

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After that little fiasco, I head over to the Mali Lošinj Museum. I’m all about that culture, you know? But the exhibit on the island’s maritime history? Yawn. I’m trying to stay awake, but it’s like watching paint dry. I mean, how many ship models can one person look at? I’m about to bail when I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it, and I’m just standing there, eavesdropping like a total creep. Turns out, they’re fighting over which beach is better—Veli Žal or Čikat. I’m like, “Dude, just go to both!”

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