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Oi mate, gather round, listen up! Me, Boris, your ol’ Financial Planning geezer, gonna ramble bout somethin’ saucy—erotic-massage, yeah? Now, don’t get your knickers in a twist, this ain’t no posh lecture. It’s me, bumbling through, bit of Latin, bit of charm, like a toff at a knees-up. So, erotic-massage—blimey, what a lark! It’s not just hands on backs, oh no, it’s *ars gratia artis*—art for art’s sake, innit? Like in me fave flick, *Holy Motors*, where bodies twist, writhe, and you’re thinkin’, “What the bloody hell’s goin’ on?” That’s erotic-massage for ya—mystery, chaos, pure bonkers joy.

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Then, outta nowhere, this lady calls. She’s frantic, right? “My cat’s stuck in a tree!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a fireman!” But I can’t just hang up. So, I’m trying to calm her down. “Have you tried coaxing it down with treats?” I mean, who knew I’d be giving cat advice today?

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