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Sex-dating’s a gamble, man. You might get laid, might get catfished by a dude named Carl. Funniest shit? Guy in Ohio got stood up, left a note: “Enjoy the pizza, jerk.” Savage. I’d do that, but with pie—let ‘em choke on my crust. I hate the games, the ghostin’. One chick unmatched me mid-chat—rude as hell. Thought, “Good riddance, I got flour to sift.”

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You know, I’m usually all deep when counseling, so I got moments of humor too. Like that one time, I told a client, “We’re gonna make it – end of story.” Felt like a line straight out of Kathryn Bigelow’s fight scenes. “Tango down!” I whispered, and she smiled like she just won a war.

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