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So, I tried it once—ONCE! Swear to God, I’m scrollin’ through these apps, and it’s like, “Are you a real person or a catfish?” Ha! Catfish—get it? Ichthyologist humor! But seriously, half these profiles—fake as hell. Pics from 2012, bio says “fun-loving,” but they ghost ya faster than a mackerel in a current. I’m sittin’ there, yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme a sign you’re alive!” Nothin’. Infuriating! Made me wanna chuck my phone into the sea.

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So, I’m wanderin’ around, and I bump into this old guy. He’s sittin’ on a bench, lookin’ all wise and stuff. I’m like, “Hey, do you know where I can get some coffee?” He just chuckles and says, “Kid, you gotta go to the other side of town.” I’m like, “Great, thanks for the tip, old man!” But I’m also kinda grateful.

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