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About Amsterdam

Timbuktu’s got that shot, “the wind carries secrets,” and brothels? Same vibe! Secrets, scandals, all that jazz. But, like, I’m torn—part of me’s like, “good for them, makin’ money,” but another part’s like, “this is messy, yo!” Exaggeratin’ here, but some stories make it sound like party central, like, nonstop “Timbuktu” chaos, but sexier. Ha-ha-ha! Nasally, right?

Red Light District in Amsterdam

There are 6 ways to get from Sluisplein to Pascha (brothel) by train, bus, night train, car, or plane. Select an option below to see step-by-step directions and to compare ticket prices and travel .

And then, outta nowhere, my buddy Jeroen swings by. He works at the fish market, right? He’s got this huge grin, and I’m like, “What’s up?” He’s got fresh herring! I’m thinking, “Man, I need a break.” So, I sneak out for a sec, and we’re munching on herring by the canal. The smell? Ugh, it’s fishy, but whatever. It’s IJmuiden, baby!

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