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Oi mate, so erotic-massage, yeah? What a bleedin’ treat that is! Picture this – some poor sod’s hands all over ya, slippery as a greased pig, and you’re just lyin’ there like a muppet thinkin’, “This is relaxin’, innit?” Ha! I reckon it’s half bliss, half bloody awkward. Like, who invented this? Some perv in a toga, probly, back in Rome, goin’, “Oi, let’s rub oil on strangers, call it therapy!” And here we are, 2025, still at it.

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But then, outta nowhere, I hear this commotion. I rush over to the Varkensmarkt, and there’s a crowd. Turns out, some guy’s trying to show off his pet pig. Yeah, a pig! It’s running around, squealing, and chaos ensues. I’m thinking, “This is Wijk-bij-Duurstede, not a farm!” But hey, it’s entertaining.

Solar farms, power stations and water treatment plants can be attractions instead of eyesores