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So, sexual-massage—fancy word for rubbin’ naughty bits, yeah? Heard it started way back, ancient Greeks or some such. They’d oil up, get all slippery—prolly stank of olives! Me, I’d rather wrestle a fish than let some grubby paws near me precious bits. “We’re not like that!” I hisses, thinkin’ of them posh spas nowdays. All candles and soft music—pfft, gimme a cave any day!

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So, gather yer courage, strap on them boots, and walk with me through the lanes of memory. See the little gems like the hidden mural at 7th and Oak, the old theatre on Freedom Ave, and that secret bench on Riverbend. They’re whispers of life's raw, sweet mystery, where even the simplest streetlight glows with secrets. And remember, friend, "everything is everywhere and when nothing is, then it is," yess, truly, we swears! Enjoy, love, and be the spirit of our little town – ever so wild, ever so free.

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