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C-3PO, panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—that’s me again, dodgin’ a drunk punter swingin’ a bottle! Nearly nicked my scissors—cheeky sod! Funniest thing? This one brothel had a parrot—squawkin’ rude words at the johns. “Bugger off, ya twat!” it’d screech. Cracked me up! Still, it’s a messy life—sex, coin, and misery, all tangled up. Like *The Turin Horse*— “What’s left? Nothing!”—but with extra moans and lipstick stains. What a bleedin’ circus!

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Sweden Brothel · Role Play and Fantasy · Striptease · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Striptease/Lapdance · 69 Position · Facesitting (give) for extra charge.

But then, the day takes a turn. I get a call from a frantic lady. She’s lost her cat, Mittens. I’m like, “Lady, this is an operator station, not a pet detective agency!” But she’s crying, and I can’t just hang up. So, I end up giving her tips on where to look. I mean, Smedjebacken’s not that big. How hard can it be to find a cat?

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