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So, this one time, right, heard ‘bout this ancient trick—Egyptians, them pharaohs, used oils, scented stuff, for “happy-endins,” ya get me? Little fact, sneaky fact—blows me mind! Them old geezers knew how to chill, proper sexy-like. Makes me happy, yesss, thinkin’ ‘bout it—me own paws kneadin’ someone, heh! But then—argh!—some creepo masseur ruined it, chargin’ extra for “specials.” Greedy, nasty hobbitses! Made me mad, spittin’ mad!

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Oh my gawd, I’m ramblin’! Sønderborg is like, all over the place: historic castle vibes, modern chill zones, tiny riveting streets, and plenty of drama. It’s a rollercoaster of feelz, and yeah, I even got 19 typos in my brain when I'm thinkin’ about it! If you stroll along Vesterbro, you'll see comical murals and bits that shout, “You look like you need a hug!” I swear, every day's a freakin’ adventure.

Søren Vilby is the new Chair of the Board at SDU