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Rarrgh! Me, Chewbacca, hairy watchmaker, yeah! Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild stuff. Gets me growlin’ happy, real good vibes. Watched “Tropical Malady” – freaky jungle love, y’know? Reminds me of hands slidin’, all mysterious-like. “The beast roams at night” – same, bro! Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’, it’s art. Little fact: ancient Greeks did it, naked, oiled up – crazy, right? Used to piss me off, people callin’ it dirty. Nah, it’s chill, releases tension, soothes the soul.

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? The sun’s barely up, and I’m already late for my research gig at the Basingstoke College of Technology. I grab my coffee from that little café on Wote Street. You know the one? The barista there is a legend. He always knows my order. But today? Nah, he messes it up. I get a flat white instead of my usual cappuccino. I mean, c’mon! It’s like mixing up a Ferrari with a bicycle.

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