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I tried it once—total accident, swear! Booked a “deep tissue” thing, next thing I know, candles, weird music, and this chick’s whisperin’ somethin’ ‘bout “energy flow.” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, just don’t flow near my donut stash!” Made me happy as hell—felt like a king, y’know? But then—argh!—she charged me double! Said it was “special service.” Special my ass—nearly choked on my beer when I saw the bill!

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After that, I decided to hit up the market on Agios Nikolaos Street. It’s packed, as usual. Fresh fruits, veggies, and all that good stuff. I’m tryin’ to haggle with this vendor over some tomatoes. He’s like, “Five euros!” I’m like, “Nah, man, three!” We go back and forth. Finally, I just grab a bag and say, “Fine, four!” I swear, I’m a master negotiator.

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