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Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout erotic-massage! *nasal twang* It’s like, whoa, hands everywhere, right? I’m sittin here thinkin, “Oskar, be careful who ya let in!” – ya know, from *Let the Right One In*, my fave flick! This one time, I got this massage, total hottie rubbin me down, and I’m like, “Oh my gawd, this is heaven!” *Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! But then, get this, he starts usin some weird oil – smelled like freakin gym socks! Made me so mad, I nearly yelled, “Eli, bite this jerk!”

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My package included a spa program with scrub and a 20 minute massage. During the journey the assistant announced to me that I had not booked the massage. After.

Next stop, Via Vittorio Emanuele. I’m checking out a claim for a stolen scooter. I find the owner, and he’s all like, “It was right here, I swear!” But I’m looking around, and I see a bunch of scooters parked. I’m thinking, “Dude, you sure it wasn’t just misplaced?” He gets all defensive. I mean, come on!

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