Lauren Cabinteely Erotic Massage ❤️

About Cork

I’ve had this one time, legit, some underground spot in LA. Shady neon sign, “Massage 24/7,” sketchy as hell. Walked in, dude, this chick’s got hands like a freakin sorceress. Knew spots I didn’t even know I had. “Your body hides secrets,” she says – straight outta *Tropical Malady* vibes. Made me happy as fuck, tension gone, floatin. But yo, the price? Pissed me off – $200 for 30 mins? Robbery, man, total ripoff.

ESCORTS IN CABINTEELY

But then, the day took a turn. We were walking down the road, and I saw this old guy struggling with his groceries. I rushed over to help him. He was super grateful, but then he started telling me his life story. Like, I didn’t sign up for a TED Talk, man! But he was sweet, and I couldn’t just walk away. Turns out, he used to live on the other side of the park. He had all these crazy stories about Cabinteely back in the day. I was just standing there, nodding along, thinking, “This is kinda cool, but also, I’ve got places to be!”

Death Notice of Saoirse Emma GRIFFIN (Cabinteely, Dublin)