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So, ya got yer masseuse—pro hands, mate! They’re kneadin’, strokin’, makin’ ya melt. Sometimes it’s legit sensual, other times it’s sneaky-sexy. I heard this wild story—some dude in Japan paid big bucks for a “happy ending” massage, but it was just a prank! Got a foot rub instead—total buzzkill! Made me mad, like, “Don’t waste my jellyfishin’ time!” False advertisin’, ugh!

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First off, I hit up the local café on St. John’s Street. You know, the one with the weirdly named pastries? I ordered a “Choco-Whirl” or whatever. Tasted like heaven, but the barista? Ugh. She spilled my coffee all over the counter. I mean, come on! I’m not made of money! I just wanted caffeine, not a coffee shower.

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