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I’m geeking out—happy as hell—‘cause it’s science, bro! Endorphins popping off, oxytocin flooding the circuits. You’re basically overclocking your brain’s reward system. But—ugh—some sketchy parlors out there, total scam artists, charging 100 bucks for a half-assed shoulder rub. Pisses me off! Should be illegal—false advertising, suboptimal output. Had this one time, dude’s hands were shaky—thought he’d spill the oil, ruin my Tesla jacket.

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady, Mrs. Thompson, comes in. She’s a regular, always orders a gin and tonic. But today, she’s got this wild look in her eyes. She starts tellin’ me about her cat, Mr. Whiskers, who apparently ran away. I’m tryin’ to be sympathetic, but I’m also thinkin’, “Lady, it’s just a cat.” But she’s all, “He’s my baby!” and I’m like, “Alright, alright, I get it.”

09/09/2024 - Business case resubmitted for Middlewich Eastern Bypass