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Yo, what’s good, fam? Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild! Like, you ever think—touch can heal? Or nah, it’s just freaky-deaky vibes! I’m Eric Andre, chaotic as fuck, spillin’ tea on this shit. So, check it—erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs. It’s ancient, yo! Goes back to Taoist cats in China, 2000 years deep, tryna balance chi with sexy hands. Ain’t that nuts? Imagine Llewyn Davis, folk-singin’ ass, gettin’ oiled up— “Hang me, oh hang me,” he’d croon, while some chick kneads his soul. I’d lose my damn mind watchin’ that!

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Finally, I get back, and Oleg’s got this serious face. He’s like, “We need to talk about the bakery claim.” I’m thinking, “Oh boy, here we go.” Turns out, they found evidence of insurance fraud. I’m like, “Told ya!” I feel like a detective in a movie.