Leah Schellenberg Whore ❤️

About Mauren

So, whores—man, they’re a trip. I knew this chick once, Candy, real name probly somethin’ boring like Susan. She’d roll up to the club in heels higher than my temper, fishnets ripped to hell, and a smirk that said, “I’m cashin’ checks you can’t even write.” Made me mad as hell—how’s she pull that off? Hustlin’ dudes outta their rent money, laughin’ all the way to the bank. “Look at me, I’m fuckin’ rich!”—straight outta *Spring Breakers*. Girl had guts, I’ll give her that. Little known fact: back in the ‘90s, she scammed some sleazy politician outta thousands—swore she’d “invest” it. Ha! Invested it in vodka and a new wig, more like.

Attention Whore

Glenis Wootton Gross. Whore (segment "Harry Canyon") (voice). Marilyn August Schellenberg. Norl (segment "Den") / Taarak (segment "Taarna") (voice).

In the end, I get my stone back, but not without a little negotiation. I made them promise to come get their knives sharpened. I mean, I can’t let them walk around with dull blades, right?

August Schellenberg Obituary (1936 - 2013)