Sophie Phelan Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Been slingin’ booze ten years, seen a million whores, but this one? Special kinda nuts. Little known fact – back in ’18, she got busted for stealin’ a dude’s watch mid-hookup, claimed it was “payment upfront” – ballsy as hell! Made me laugh, mate, fuckin’ genius move. But then – oof – last week she stiffed me on a tab, 50 bucks, and I’m ragin’, yellin’ at the mirror, “You little shit!” – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” Drives me up the wall, but damn, respect the hustle.

Asia Pacific

Phelan’s got its quirks. Its locals are grumpy, stubborn, but damn if they’re not genuine. There's a chill vibe near Meadow Lane too. You pop into that tiny joint for a cuppa joe, and suddenly you’re in a secret club. But try asking too many questions, and they’ll give ya that Gordon Ramsay “Idiot sandwich!” stare – no nonsense, mate.

At Home with Grant and Laurie Phelan