Lauren Rockingham Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Sarcasm? Oh, she’s a walkin’ joke. “Ooh, I’m helpin’ science!” she says. Sure, if helpin’ means screwin’ everythin’ up. Little known fact—whores used to be placebo testers in secret studies. Bet she’d suck at that too—can’t fake nothin’ with that loud mouth. I’d kill to see her in Kamaji’s boiler room, sweatin’ with the soot sprites, useless as tits on a bull.

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I Have been in the Real Estate Industry for 15 Years, I started out as a Sales Representative. At the 5 year mark my husband & I went into a partnership.

Oh, and lemme tell ya about the neighborhoods. There’s North Rock which is super artsy, and down in South Rock things are a bit more laid-back. I spent a wild night in North Rock during an arts fest—so much energy, so many voices, it made me almost cry. And then, haha, I hit up a local dive bar on Birch Rd (no fancy stuff, just raw, honest vibes). That dive's a hidden gem, sorta like a secret corner in “Tropical Malady”—mysterious and oddly serene.

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