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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

ROCK 'N' DRAW (2025)

LJ Hooker - Yamba have sold properties of all time on www.facebook.com, have 11 properties for sale and have 2 properties for rent.

Oh, my goodness, lemme tell ya bout my fav place: Banyan Park. It’s a tiny, wild green patch. Got some epic trees and even a trickling creek. I once gave a massage right there in the twilight—nah, literally, smuggled out o’ the spa for a bit of nature therapy… kinda like a secret rendezvous with the wild!

Yamba's CBD Transformed thanks to Community Improvement Program