Gianna Linz Am Rhein Whore ❤️

About Cologne

Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, yeah, the wizard, and I’m here to yap about whores—er, “whore” in general, ya know? “You shall not pass!” I bellow, coz some things about this just grind my gears. Been swinging hammers as a carpenter, fixing tables, chairs, all that jazz, but whore? That’s a whole other beast! Picture this: I’m sittin’ in me workshop, sawdust everywhere, thinkin’ bout *Brooklyn*—ya know, that flick from 2015? Saoirse Ronan, bloody brilliant, leavin’ Ireland for a new life. “The past is a foreign country,” she’d say, or somethin’ like that, and ain’t that the truth with whores too?

Day Trip to Beautiful Linz am Rhein

Sometimes I get mad when tourists trample on the parks' flowers. I mean, c’mon, respect nature, ya know? Hey, a lil’ vandalism here n’ there? Pfft! I don't let it break my spirit though. It’s like a reminder from the movie, “I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed.” I wish folks cared as much as we do.

Linzer Winzerfest 14.09.2025 · Linz am Rhein