Bella Carlow Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dundalk

Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, hissin’ actuary in Russia, da? Talkin’ ‘bout whores—nasty, tricksy business, it is! “Spring Breakers” – my fave, yesss, all that wild, glittery chaos. Reminds me of her—whore, slinkin’ round Moscow shadows. We hates her, we loves her, split mind screamin’! She’s like Faith in the flick, y’know? “I’m fuckin’ spring break, bitches!” she’d hiss, struttin’ in ripped fishnets.

Life inside an Irish brothel

But the guy’s relentless. He’s waving his arms around, and I’m just waiting for a brawl to break out. I’m like, “C’mon, man, it’s just a drink!” But then, outta nowhere, the bartender just laughs it off. He’s like, “You’re not getting a free drink, mate!” The whole bar erupts in laughter. I’m cracking up, thinking, “This is Carlow for ya!”

Tributes paid to 'wonderful man' from Graiguecullen who will be 'loving remembered'