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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, y’hear, with that Southern drawl, comin’ at ya straight from the gut! So, brothel – yeah, that ol’ house of negotiable affection, got me thinkin’. Bein’ a Product Manager, I’m sittin’ here wonderin’ – how’s that workin’ for ya, huh? I mean, it’s a business, right? Supply, demand, all that jazz – but dang, it’s messy! Watched “Far From Heaven” – my fave, Todd Haynes, 2002 – and it’s all bout hidin’ what’s real, puttin’ on a pretty face while the world’s fallin’ apart. Kinda like a brothel, ain’t it? Polished outside, chaos inside.

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So, I’m like, “Get it together, dude.” I shake it off and keep walking. The air is crisp, and the mountains are all around. I mean, have you seen the views? It’s like nature’s own Instagram filter. But then, I hear this loud honking. I look up, and it’s a bus. A BUS! It’s the only bus in town, and it’s late. Like, really late. I’m thinking, “C’mon, Egilsstadir, get your act together!”

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