Sophie Levico Terme Erotic Massage ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, I tried it once—don’t judge me, clinic was slow. This masseuse, swear she was a ninja, hands sliding everywhere, oiled up like a damn slip-n-slide. Little known fact: ancient Greeks used erotic-massage in gyms, post-workout—athletes getting rubbed down, no shame. Bet they lied about it too, “Oh, just stretching!” Sure, buddy. Me? I’m laying there, thinking, “Is this allowed to feel *this* good?” Got me all twisted—happy, yeah, but pissed too, ‘cause why’s it gotta cost 80 bucks for 30 minutes? Highway robbery!

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On the fifth floor, a panoramic terrace and massage center where 50 minutes of relaxation fly by under the expert hands of Sonia. What can I say, highly.

Then, I head over to the Lago di Levico. The water is so clear, it’s like a mirror. I’m feeling zen, right? But then, I see a kid throw a rock into the lake. Splash! Water everywhere! I’m soaked! I mean, come on, kid! I’m not a fish!

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