Anastasia Sciacca Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Florence

Hmm… Hiya, pal! So, I’m a stove-maker, huh? Burnin’ up them kitchens like nobody’s biz! But lemme tell ya ‘bout this gal, Whore – yeah, Whore with a capital W! She’s a real piece o’ work, struttin’ round like she owns Springfield. Nasal nag comin’ atcha – she’s got this vibe, y’know? Like, “Why so serious?” straight outta *The Dark Knight*! Makes me wanna cackle like the Joker, heh!

Pasta Puttanesca: For Whores, By Whores

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So, I’m out there, wrestling with this tire. I’m sweating buckets, and I’m pretty sure I’m gonna lose my mind. Then, outta nowhere, this old guy, Signor Giuseppe, shows up. He’s like the local legend. Always has a story. He starts rambling about the old days in Sciacca, how they used to fish off the coast, and I’m just nodding, half-listening. But then he says, “You know, kid, patience is a virtue.” I’m like, “Yeah, but I need to get this tire fixed, not meditate!”

Father Guy F. Sciacca retires from Beverly parishes. Published Sep. 9 2022. Specials.