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But here’s what pisses me off—some sleazy joints out there givin’ it a bad rap. Dirty tables, sketchy vibes—nah, mate, that ain’t it. A good erotic-massage? It’s art. It’s trust. Takes skill—did ya know in Japan, they got this thing, “nurumassage”? Slippery as hell, seaweed gel, whole body glidin’—fuckin’ blew my mind when I read that. Nearly dropped my phone, like, “What in Gotham’s name?!” Happy as a pig in shit thinkin’ bout it, tho.

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The reflexology session with Lori left me so relaxed I thought it was better than a whole body massage . in fact it felt like a whole body massage!

First off, I hit up Via Roma for some coffee. You know, the good stuff. I’m talking about that rich, dark espresso that slaps you awake. I’m standing there, waiting, and this old dude starts chatting me up. He’s like, “You’re a psychologist, eh? You must have a lotta crazy stories!” I’m thinking, “Buddy, you have no idea.”

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