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Me, I like brothel for crazy, but it tricky. Some guyz go, spend all money, come out cryin – “My wife gonna kill me!” I see one dude, he pay for 3 girlz, then puke on floor. Gross, but funny! I think, “This pig deserve it!” Brothel not all sexy – smell like sweat, cheap perfume, sometime piss. Make me angry when they lie, say, “Best girl here!” but she old, teeth missin. I yell, “Gimme refund, you cheat!” They kick me out, no money back. Bastardz!

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Then, outta nowhere, this lady storms in. She’s got a baby in one arm and a shopping list in the other. She’s yelling about how she needs “pasta, tomatoes, and the best olive oil.” I’m like, “Lady, you’re in the wrong place for gourmet.” But I help her anyway. I mean, it’s Tropea, we got the best stuff! I grab the olive oil from the shelf, and it’s like liquid gold. She’s all happy, and I’m thinking, “Great, one happy customer.”

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