Hazel Cabiate Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

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Cabiate is a village in Cabiate, Province of Como, Lombardy and has about 7, residents. Cabiate is situated nearby to the locality Pian delle monache, as well as near the village .

Then, I get a call from my boss. He’s all like, “You better finish by 5!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m not a magician!” But whatever, I crank up the blaster and go to town. I’m blasting away, and it feels good. Like, really good. I’m in my zone, you know?

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