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Lemme tell ya, I tried them apps—hot dang! Thought I’d find me a sweetie. Nope! Got catfished by a gal who said, “I’m like a flower,”—turns out she meant a dang weed! Made me madder’n a wet hen! But then, I met this one chick—ooh wee, she was finer’n frog hair! We hit it off, talkin’ dirty over tacos. Felt like that line from *Ten*: “You’re my life’s passenger now!”—‘cept she ditched me for a dude with a boat. Git-R-Done, right?

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But then, reality hits. I gotta get back to work. So, I hop back in my tractor, and I’m off again. I finally make it back, and my boss is waitin’. He’s all, “Took you long enough!” I just roll my eyes. “You try drivin’ a tractor through a crowd of tourists and a market!”

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