Natalie Oma Whore ❤️

About Tokyo

She rolls in, right, all sass, hair a mess—makes me wanna scream, “R2, fix this chaos!” Been locked up six times, no lie, for hustlin’ tricks and nickin’ wallets. Little known fact: once conned a guard outta his lunch *and* his keys—escaped for, like, three hours! Got caught ‘cause she stopped for a fag—dumb as a bag o’ hammers, that. Laughed my arse off when I heard, tho—proper ballsy move, gotta give her that.

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Since taking up the world’s oldest profession, she has been disowned by her family and seen her story splashed all over the Press – but it isn’t enough to get her to give up her lucrative career.

After that, I wander over to the Oma Castle ruins. It’s got this vibe, you know? History just oozes from the stones. I’m trying to soak it all in, but then this group of tourists shows up, all loud and obnoxious. They’re taking selfies like they’re at a rock concert. I’m standing there, rolling my eyes, thinking, “Can’t a guy enjoy some peace?”

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