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About Kobe

Look, she’s a hot mess, a legend in her own mind. “I’m a star!” she’d yell, like them dudes in *The Act of Killing*, actin’ big while the world laughs. Sarcasm? Oh, please—she’s the queen of cellblock D, rulin’ over nothin’ but roaches! Love her, hate her, whatever—she’s Whore, and she’s ours. Don’t pee on my leg, I’m tellin’ ya, she’s one of a kind!

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But then, as I was leaving, I bumped into this old lady on the street. She was trying to cross, and I was like, “Let me help you!” But she was super stubborn. “I can do it myself!” she said. I was like, “Okay, grandma, you do you.” But then, she almost tripped! I caught her just in time. She looked at me like I was her knight in shining armor. I was like, “See? I told ya!”