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But here’s the kicker—everybody lies, even the masseuse. Says it’s “spiritual,” but her smirk’s screamin’ “tip me big, limp.” I’m laughin’ inside, thinkin’—is this enlightenment or a boner with extra steps? Probs both. Another fun fact: old Chinese emperors got this as a “health boost”—code for gettin’ frisky without the wife knowin’. History’s wild, man.

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Finally, I get to City Hall. It’s packed! I’m standing in line, and this lady in front of me is arguing about her property taxes. I’m just trying to keep my cool. I mean, who even likes taxes? But she’s going off, and I’m just there, thinking, “Lady, chill. It’s not the end of the world.”

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