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I spot her, thou see—red lips like a gash’d rose, legs long as a tax form. “What price thy company, wench?” I blurt, all Shakespearean, thinkin’ I’m clever. She laughs—bloody hell, mate, she laughs! “Twenty quid, ya posh twat,” she says, and I’m proper gobsmacked. Thought it’d be more, like in them gritty films—surprised me wallet didn’t weep! “The body is a shell,” Jean-Dominique whispers in me head, but this shell’s got curves I’d audit twice.

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I stroll down to the Menuma River. It’s pretty chill there, ya know? The water’s glistening, and I’m thinkin’ about catchin’ some fish. But then, outta nowhere, this dude starts yellin’. I look over, and he’s tryin’ to catch a giant koi. Like, dude, it’s a koi, not a dragon! I’m crackin’ up, but he’s dead serious. I mean, who does that?

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