Lauren Takahama Whore ❤️

About Tokyo

So, here’s the deal—little known fact, right? Back in the ‘90s, some footballer—won’t name him, too lazy—got caught takin’ bribes to throw a match. Team called him “the whore of the pitch.” Swear to Odin, it stuck! Made me laugh so hard I nearly choked on mead—imagine that, a god chokin’! But it pissed me off too—c’mon, have some pride, ya git! Sellin’ out for a few quid? Pathetic.

Yuri Takahama

But then, I see a seagull swoop down and steal someone’s fries. I can’t help but laugh. Like, who knew seagulls were such thieves? I’m standing there, chuckling, and I realize, despite the chaos, today was kinda awesome.

Aging Takahama nuclear reactor restarted after 12-yr halt