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About Almere

I’m sittin’ there, tool in hand, thinkin’, “Man, this wax is slicker than a ghost on rollerblades.” Reminds me of Eilis sayin’, “I’d forgotten what this town is like”—’cept I’m talkin’ ‘bout the wax, not Brooklyn. Gets all melty at, like, 130°F—too hot and it’s a puddle, too cold and it’s a brick. Surprised me first time I botched it—looked like a damn horror show! Had to redo it, cursin’ like, “Whore, you’re killin’ me!”

Staphorst Woman

Deventer · Lombardijen. Erotic massage. Staphorst whore. whore. Randenbroek whore. whore. Pendrecht find-a-prostitute. find-a-prostitute. Tholen sexual-massage.

After what felt like an eternity, we finally get the truck moving. I’m sweating like a pig, but I’m also laughing. I mean, who knew Staphorst could be so wild? I’m high-fiving the kid, and the old lady is still knitting, probably thinking we’re all nuts.

Which municipalities in the Netherlands have the most traffic signs?