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I get pissed thinkin’ bout the hypocrisy—ppl sneer at whores but line up at night. “Men are such pigs,” I mutter, sipping my Chianti. But damn, the girls? Some got guts. One I heard of—ran her own joint, 1800s Paris, had politicians by the balls. Literally. Power in a corset—fuckin’ badass! Surprised me, honestly. Thought they were all victims, but nah, some flipped the script.

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After a solid hour of searching, we find a shop on Östra Storgatan. The owner, a grumpy dude named Lars, is like, “We don’t have that shade.” I’m ready to throw a tantrum. I mean, come on! How hard can it be to find a sweater? But then, outta nowhere, Ingrid pulls out a picture of her late husband wearing a similar sweater. Cue the waterworks. I’m tearing up, and I’m like, “Okay, let’s find this sweater for your husband’s memory.”

“Leaving Eritrea was the biggest mistake of my life.”