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So, erotic-massage—here’s the scoop. It’s not just some sleazy backroom deal, nah. It’s got history! Goes way back—ancient China, India, all that jazz. They called it “healin’ touch” or somethin’. Little known fact: them old emperors had whole teams—*teams!*—of massage gals. Imagine that! Me, I’d be like, “Too many hands! Too many hands!” Freaks me out, but also… kinda jealous? Pretty, pretty good gig if you’re some fancy king.

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She first trained in Swedish massage at the age of 18 and has been offering erotic SENSUAL massage for more than a decade. Can I touch you/ Can I have sex with.

Then, it’s like the universe decided to throw a curveball. Next call is from a lady on Sandbach Road. She’s screaming about her neighbor’s dog. Apparently, it’s been barking for hours. I’m thinking, “Lady, it’s a dog. That’s what they do!” But no, she’s convinced it’s plotting world domination or something. I swear, I can’t make this stuff up.

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