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Me, I’d be rubbish at it. Big clumsy paws, I’d knock the lamp over. “Oops, mea culpa!” I’d bellow, tripping over me trousers. But when it’s done right? Phwoar, pure bliss! Had one once in Bali – tiny lass, hands like magic. Thought I’d died and gone to Elysium. “Silence is the loudest scream,” Almodóvar says – spot on! No words, just groans. Made me happy as a pig in muck.

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Suddenly, outta nowhere, it started pouring! Like, biblical levels of rain. I was soaked in seconds. I ducked into a shop on the corner of Station Road, and guess what? They were having a sale on umbrellas! I mean, what are the odds? I grabbed one, but it was one of those flimsy ones that flips inside out at the slightest breeze. Classic.

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