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Finally, I arrive, and there’s this golden retriever, all tangled up like a Christmas light disaster. I’m trying to calm him down, but he’s barking like he’s auditioning for a dog choir. I’m wrestling with him, and I’m thinking, “Why do I do this?” But then he looks at me with those big, puppy eyes, and I’m like, “Alright, buddy, let’s get you free.”

Baslall Common Primary Academy girls team lifts the trophy