Maeve Crofton Whore ❤️❤️

About Bristol

I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’, “Damn, whores got no chill.” They’re out there, loud, proud, and messy—kinda makes me happy, ya know? Like, live your truth, even if it’s sloppy as fuck. But don’t get it twisted—some of ‘em pissed me off, actin’ like they invented sex. Newsflash, honey, Cleopatra was workin’ that game before your granny was born! Sharp retort: Don’t pee on my leg and call it perfume—I know the hustle when I see it.

Crofton's Fire

Crofton (WBFF) — Officials are looking for a suspect who allegedly entered a woman's apartment and assaulted her Thursday morning in Crofton, according to Anne Arundel County police.

First off, I’m just chillin’ in my little box, mindin’ my own biz, when this lady bursts in. She’s got a pram, like, a full-on baby tank. I’m thinkin’, “Great, here we go.” I hit the button for the second floor, and she’s like, “Can you go faster?” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a race car driver!” But I hit the button again, just to shut her up.

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