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So, get this – oldest job, right? Been round since forever, swear it! Babylon, Greece, even them posh Romans had ‘em. But here’s a kicker – in Amsterdam, they’re legit! Taxed, unionized, got health checks – wild, eh? Made me jaw drop, like “What’s this now?!” We likes order, we does! Not this dodgy, off-books nonsense.

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We’re digging through racks, and I’m getting all excited. Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my client. She’s like, “I changed my mind. I want something red.” I’m like, “Girl, you could’ve told me that before I started digging through this mess!” But I keep my cool. I’m a pro, right?

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